Intermission - Duct Tape Break

A Teaser by Milo's Mom

Got a Duct Tape fanatic in the family? Or do you just have loads of tape on hand but are lacking in ideas for how to best use it? Then this is the book you've been searching for! The Jumbo Duct Tape Book Here's a useful example: when you visit a friend's house and they are out of the room, put duct tape on your hand-sticky side out-and fish around beneath the couch and chair cushions for extra change. It might just be enough to pay for the gas it took to drive over there. Like that idea? There's hundreds more where it came from…and you can read them all! As a matter of fact, if you duct tape your hands to the cover of the book, it's practically guaranteed you won't put it down! And inspirational! My son read the book and was inspired to write his own Duct Tape recipe: Milo's Duct Tape Secret Recipe Duct Tape + lighter + flatulent person = cheap and efficient flamethrower. Just duct tape the lighter around a gassy person's hind quarters, aim, and pull their finger! P.S. if you like the Jumbo Duct Tape Book, you might also like the WD-40 Book by the same wacky authors.