Ten Really, Really Good Things to Remember Every Day! 1. Yesterday is history; tomorrow is a mystery; today is a gift - that's why it's called: the present. * * * * * * * 2. If you read a dictionary, you'll be really smart. If you eat a dictionary, you'll be really full. * * * * * * * 3. It is better to sleep on what you intend to do than stay awake over what you've done. * * * * * * * 4. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. * * * * * * * 5. A man may make many mistakes, but is not a failure until he starts blaming someone else for them. * * * * * * * 6. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. * * * * * * * 7. .sdrawkcab dootsrednu tub sdrawrof devil si efiL * * * * * * * 8. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it. * * * * * * * 9. Carpe diem - Seize the day; Carp in denim - There's a fish in my pants! * * * * * * * 10. Eat a live toad first thing each morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.